"feel my leg, I just shaved."
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
life with a cat and a dog
He wouldn’t have been pecked to death! Oh my god, this man was risking getting his arms, legs, ribs and possibly his skull broken!
I think this is the part where I tell you not to actually kill anyone
96 thousand people on here either have murder fetishes or want to look like they kill people, what does that say about us?
i am so GLAD